Saturday, April 20, 2013

Instructional Video Fail

So I got this allegedly amazing instructional video.  

It was all about how to train animals to do your housework. 

It was supposed to be some miracle method.  

Some have called it magic.

It didn't work.

When I tried it on Molly she fled the room and I found her hiding upstairs.

"Don't wanna, not gonna, you can't make me 'cause you're not my real mom."
So I've decided to return this video. 

Here, see for yourself, it promises so much and delivers so little in real life.

You hear that Disney?  I want my money back!

 I guess I should be glad it didn't work, those dwarves totally died of hantavirus and rabies after the movie was over, but it was hushed up.

*sigh*  Back to the grindstone,

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