...my facebook friends remind me of how awesome they all are. Observe:
I'm going to go out on a limb here and share a deeply personal and strongly held belief that some of you may find controversial: Sandwiches taste better when cut on the diagonal. Any other way of cutting a sandwich is OK, but it just doesn't taste as good. Hate me if you want, but this is my manifesto.
- Mary Kay I'm so happy it's not taboo to talk about this nowadays. Years ago I tried to start a movent on behalf of the triangle cut sandwiches. I called it M.F.C.C.S. (Mothers For Cross-Cut Sandwiches.) It didn't do so well. A few brave women joined, but then, one day in Macey's we were defeated. A lady demonstrating a new bread spread in the store cut the sandwich into rectangles. I asked her why and she told me that was the ONLY way. I felt shame and confusion. My brave friends quickly reverted back to slicing their sandwiches in to rectangles. Even my family and neighbors avoided me. Even strangers wouldn't look me in the eye. That's when we moved far away....to Smithfield. So you see, you have made me happy once again! Thank you for being so couragous!