As you can see, it took a few tries to get it right. I'm beginning to wonder if the 10 minutes it took to check out were worth it, but gosh darn it when you're broke $0.80 is worth saving if you can...that and it was just 10 minutes I would have spent narcotizing the pain in my soul by looking at cat memes on the internet so the time wasn't worth that much to begin with.
The real kicker is that they wouldn't let me pay in cash, it reminded me of a backwards version of the cab scene from Thoroughly Modern Millie where Mary Tyler Moore's character tries to pay the driver with a check. If you don't want to watch the whole clip just start watching at 6:40.
"Ain't every day you meet a Vanderbilt AND a Rockefeller." Unless I come up with a better plan, I think I'll stay home and watch that movie tonight.