Last week I was on my way to my cleaning job one night, when I found a chair propped up at an odd angle in an alleyway. I immediately grabbed my camera and started taking photos. My only problem is trying to caption said photos. I immediately started anthropomorphizing said chair but so far the best I can come up with is the perennial internet favorite "Go home chair, you're drunk.".
I sort of looks like it's on a time out.
What are your best captions for poor, lonely chair?