I was out walking the other night when I saw a tree. The branches were growing up and around a light pole. The street light at the top made the branches look silvery and delicate. It reminded me of a giant spiderweb covered in frost.
But walking home all I could think about were the giant spiders from Lord of The Rings and the Harry Potter books, and when I got back to the house I had to lock myself inside armed with a giant can of spider killer and a hammer. Then I saw this on twitter and thought it was the perfect solution.