Guys, hey guys, I think we have a problem. After all his wedding shenanigans last fall, Sheldon's disappeared. He's been radio silent for a couple of months now and I'm getting worried about the little guy. Especially since Pi Day is only about a month away and it just won't be the same without him here to celebrate with us.
OK, if I'm being completely honest about it, I'm sort of feeling guilty because I think I kind of might have sort of maybe partially responsible for him going missing.
Maybe I didn't tell the whole truth about the wedding. Maybe Sheldon got the teeniest bit tipsy. Maybe I coerced him into taking a slightly incriminating photo in the photo booth. And maybe that's why Sheldon's gone AWOL. Well, here, take a look...but promise me you won't tell Amy Farrah Fowler, I wouldn't want to break up Sh-Amy.
Sheldon, buddy, if you're reading this, please check in and let us know you haven't done something crazy, like gone back to Bozeman or something.